The monkeys who gave me headaches and heart-attacks...

and of cos alot of fun, despite the fact that I always have to scold them. Cya...

or is it good riddance... hahaha

Super Lame Jokes

Yoz,

Here's something contributed by your corny schoolmates - Yong Kiam and Edmund from 4Q.

There's a female chemist and she owns a shop that sells chemicals. One day, a little boy goes up to her and asks her for some hydrochloric acid but it was out of stock. So she told the boy that they didnt have any more acid. What is the chemist's name?

Answer: See comments

So, why was the acid out of stock? and not restocked...

Answer: See comments

That's Yong Kiam and Edmund from 4Q. Tune in for more of YK and Edmund.

Cheers.



Picture taken from lilgeocartoons.com.

Yet another puny...

Try this:

1. Not an exciting person
2. Thanksgiving guests
3. Get clean with this
4. Drive away in style in a _____
5. Does a body good
6. Proud to be an _____
7. Mickey’s pal
8. Warrior Princess
9. A nice guy
10. Someone who loves computers
11. The first person in a race has the ___
12. E = mc2
13. This man followed the yellow brick road
14. How to tell a secret
15. Monday night TV show
16. A phrase from Dr. Suess
17. What a doctor does to his patients
18. Part of a whole
19. Place for washing dishes
20. Drink in an Al can
21. Happens when you lasso a horse
22. What a dog does with a bone
23. A sinking ship
24. What a cloud does

Good luck.

Periodic Table Puns

Yoz,

U've asked for it.... so dun say that I'm lame ok. =) Enjoy!

Use your imagination and the elements in the Periodic Table to solve each pun!

Example: Five cents - Nickel, Ni

1. What you do in a play

2. What you do to a wrinkled shirt

3. “Tasty” part of your mouth

4. Someone who likes to start fires

5. Superman’s weakness

6. Your brother or mine

7. Extinct

8. Imitation diamond

9. A type of flower

10. Las Vegas lights

11. Police

12. Golden State

13. Name of a goofy convict

14. Mr. Mony's enemy

15. What you do to flowers

16. What you did to ripped jeans

17. A “prize” element

18. A very smart person

19. Person from the big blue planet

20. A fur seller

Use this periodic table to help you.

Interesting Organic Acids

Yoz,

Taking a break from your mugging? Here's something interesting for you.

Q1. Which homologous series do they come from? How do we know?

Q2. What chemical properties do they have in common?

Q3. Which can serve as the monomer for a homopolymer? Why? What type of polyer is formed?

More interesting chemical names can be found here.

Till then, cya!

What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties?

Methylated Spirits.

Taken from http://www.juliantrubin.com/chemistryjokes.html